Anti-Semetism Just isn't Funny......

In contrast to being flashy with money, greedy, and wealthy-- apparently, Jews are also cheapskates. It's hard to keep up with the multitude of contradictory and ridiculously generalized stereotypes of Jews and money. When looking up Jewish jokes, I found a common theme... Jews are cheap. The following are just a few examples:

Q. How do you start a Jewish Marathon?
A. Roll a Penny down a Hill.

Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Many years ago, two Jews found the same penny.

Q. What's the object of Jewish football?
A. To get the quarter back

Q. What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
A. When electricity is too expensive.